Water, land, electricity – wouldn’t we like to have some of those? Ask Captain Data. Thanks to Norm Stockwell for kicking this one off.
Old Sam Altman had a farm…of data
AI-AI-Ouch
And on his farm he had all the water
AI-AI-Ouch
With a dried up well, depleted aquifer hell
Here low pressure, there failed farm
Everyone is pissed at harm
Old Sam Altman had a farm
AI-AI-Ouch
AI-AI-Ouch
And on his farm he had all the water
AI-AI-Ouch
With a dried up well, depleted aquifer hell
Here low pressure, there failed farm
Everyone is pissed at harm
Old Sam Altman had a farm
AI-AI-Ouch
Old Sam Altman had a data farm
AI-AI-O My God
And on his farm he had some chips
AI-AI-Oops
With a compute crunch here
Chips for cars aren’t there
Higher price, Delays aren’t nice
Ram-a-geddon everywhere
Old Sam Altman had a farm
AI-AI-O
Old Sam Altman’s data farm
AI-AI-Awful
And on his farm he had all the power
AI-AI-Ugh
With a strained infrastruc
(With) rising costs we’re all stuck
Here emissions, grid congestion
All in all a bad suggestion
Old Sam Altman had a farm
AI-AI-just read a book.