Get a Drone

Wild Bill has the perfect defense against civilians, casualized soldiers, immigrants, and other unforeseen byproducts of his policies.

(from Kevin Cahalan, New Orleans. Rewrite, DL)

If dead soldiers make you queasy, GET A DRONE!!
If the people are uneasy GET A DRONE!!
If you want a war more breezy,
From New York to Tbilisi,
Simply spray it with Febreze, GET A DRONE!!

If they’re occupying Wall Street, GET A DRONE!!
And the public’s getting cold feet, GET A DRONE!!
Cut through reinforced concrete
Turn civilians to dead meat
Go on, give yourself a treat, GET A DRONE!!

When you haven’t got a friend, GET A DRONE!!
And your wars are all dead-end, GET A DRONE!!
You can always still pretend
That it’s freedom you defend,
While you spend, and spend, and spend, so GET A DRONE!!

If you fear negotiation, GET A DRONE!!
If you trust no other nation, GET A DRONE!!
Is there too much immigration
Is the situation Haitian
To your Vegas battle station, GET A DRONE!!