This is what Plutocracy looks like.

I’m Wild Bill Bailout, the Bard of the Bankers, here to disabuse you of certain notions. Since I’m the one who abused you in the first place.

OK, about these “social movements”:

First off, to answer your question; Whose streets? Mine.

I just want to clear up a few misconceptions on the part of the occupants of, well, my streets. You know who you are, “99%.”

First of all, yes, another world is possible, but it is illegal.

“They got bailed out, we got sold out”? You see, your message is too diffuse, meandering, unclear.

“You can’t evict an idea whose time has come.” No, but you can buy it. Or I can. And that’s why I started my grass roots-ish movement: OccuBuy Everything.

I give you high marks for your ideas. You get them from Marx. And Marx was high.

But your actions constitute class warfare. And that’s MY job.

Let’s be clear: pepper spraying is covered by the first amendment. And yes, pepper spray is a vegetable. So eat it.

Now go forth and study my offerings here, especially the songs. Then you’ll know all you need to know, and a bit more. And don’t listen to Lippman. He’s just a mouthpiece for Venezuela, which is a front for Cuba, which is controlled by Iran, which takes orders from Hamas….got it?